urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bestialexekutor i luff tois Abe 2004-05-19T02:16:07Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bestialexekutor:1072 2004-05-19T02:16:07Z 2004-05-19T02:16:07Z Bestial Warlust - At the Graveyard of God where the fuck is my dad? he never fucking visits me. my soul is so fucking tortured because of this. <br /><br />in other news, life is great. i fucked a tight ass bitch the other day and that was sweet. she was a gerbil. inter-species dating is so risque - that just adds to the excitement of it all. <br /><br />i've been eating this new food from wal-mart and let me tell you - it ain't half fucking bad. whoever says wal-mart is for cheap-o white trash hookers - you're right. wal-mart is for fucking white trash prostitutes like my mother. but goddamn -this kibble is FUCKING AMAZING!<br /><br />i need a bigger water bottle. who's going to buy it for me?<br /><br />Uncle Jefe - when you gonna take me for a ride in that ugly piece of shit i've been hearing about. your nephew needs to pick up some mini bitches, too, you know. jesus christ, you only think of yourself!<br /><br />BRING IT ON BITCHES! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bestialexekutor:845 2003-12-30T22:11:08Z 2003-12-30T22:23:18Z My cage needs a-cleanin'! <br /><br /><br />Where's that girl with the fathead when you need her? :( urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bestialexekutor:729 2003-12-14T22:58:28Z 2003-12-14T22:58:28Z Los Niños cantores de Navidad - El Burrito de Belen -Name(Full): Professor X : The Evangelical Warmaster<br />-Nickname(s): Abe<br />-Sex: yes, please<br />-Birthplace: Miami, Fl<br />-Height: 3"<br />-Eye color: black/blue<br />-Hair color: gray and white<br />-What does your name mean: it means i can pulverize you!<br />-Bacon bits or croutons: bacon bits<br />-Favourite salad: angry<br />-What type of deodorant do you use?: i don't use deodorant...it isn't vegan<br />-Favourite colour: i'm colorblind. you ass hat.<br />-Best friend/s: my family<br />-One pillow or two: my bedding is just fine without your goddamn corporate pillows<br />-Pets: i have a bitch. does that count?<br />-Favourite Movie: sleepless in seattle<br />-Favourite type of music: some spazzy out of this world shake your ass to with hints of grind music that you can kill your parents while listening to<br />-Dream Car: cars are for pussies...running wheels all the way<br />-Favourite food: my orange treat drops<br />-Worst Food: sunflower seeds...yuck<br />-Do you get along with your parents: hell yeah...except when they pull me out of my igloo...brother needs some privacy you know<br />-Favourite Kind of Ice Cream: pellet<br />-Favourite lollipop: pellet<br />-Favourite shoes: x no shoe crew x<br />-Favourite song at the Moment: Suicidal Tendancies - Human Guinea Pig<br />-Craziest person or silliest: Uncle Steve<br />-Favourite holiday: what the fuck? are you british? why do you spell favorite wrong? i'm a goddamn guinea pig and i know better than that.<br />-Do you have/want children?: i would like to impregnate someone to carry on the 'x' name<br />-Pierce your nose or tongue?: what do i look like? a bull? i think not.<br />-Funny or serious?: metal?<br />-Boxers or briefs on guys?: free ballin 24/7<br />-Single or taken?: single, ladies<br />-Read or write?: neither<br />-Colour or black-and-white photos?: again with the color thing<br />-Dolls or Teddy Bears: i prefer my snoopy toy mom gave me<br />-Light or dark nail polish?: au natural<br />-Tall or short guys/girls?: everyone is tall to me<br />-Left or right?: what?<br />-Acquaintances or 1 best friend?: acquaintances. i want to be so scene<br />-Vanilla or chocolate ice cream?: pellet<br />-Do you consider yourself to be a 'normal' person? no<br />-Do you consider yourself to be a 'naughty' person?: no<br />-Favorite relatives: Daddy<br />-Summer memory: i wasn't alive<br />-Favourite TV Show/s: Animal Rescue 911<br />-What's on your mousepad?: mouse? where?<br />-Do you believe in yourself?: i believe i can fly<br />-Favorite game: find the pellet<br />-Favorite drink: H20<br />-Favorite sound(s): silence<br />-Favorite smell(s): pine<br />-Worst feeling in the World: i'm positively positive<br />-Best feeling in the world: breathing...my kind don't live too long, you know<br />-Favorite soundtrack: something that incoporates the word thrash in it<br />-Where do you see yourself in 10 years: one foot under<br />-Pick a song that describes yourself or that you can relate to: el gato volador...i hate willy the cat...he wants to eat me<br />-Favorite flavour juice: water<br />opposite sex, you notice what?: teets urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bestialexekutor:413 2003-12-13T20:37:07Z 2003-12-15T01:02:28Z Cannibal Corpse - I Will Kill You - came home with momma ren today<br /><br />- had a spazzy dance session <br /><br />- can't wait till i turn 18<br /><br />big ups to:<br /><br />Daddy (Reisner)<br />The Godfather (Arqui)<br />Uncle Rudo<br />Uncle Jefe<br />Uncle Steve-O<br />Uncle Perv<br />Uncle Sharkie<br />Aunt Derrick<br />and <br />My Momma (Ren)<br /><br />more later. pee sout, LJ